Ghussy ka aana Mard Hony ki Nishani Hy, magr
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View Article1 Pathan England se Apni B.V ko call krta hy,
Pathan sms 1 Pathan England se Apni B.V ko call krta hy, Nokrani phone Uthati hy Pathan: Begam Saheba Se Baat krwao Nokrani: Woh aur Sahab to kmry m baten kr rhy hen. Pathan: kiyaa..? Sahab to main hon...
View ArticlePathan: Tum Ek Baar Me kitne Admi Utha Skte Ho,
Pathan sms Pathan: Tum Ek Baar Me kitne Admi Utha Skte Ho, Pehlwan: Kam Se kam 10, Pathan: Bas, Tum Se Acha To Hmara Murgha Hai jo Subha Pure Muhalle ko Utha deta Hai.
View Article1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya.
Exam sms 1 student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab dye mgr usy fail kr dia gaya. Swalon k jawab Ye thy, 1.Tipu Sultan ks larai me shaheed huy.? Ans: apni last larai me, 2.Elan-e-azadi pr dastakhat kahan...
View Article1 larki apni maa ko bht tang krti thi
Misleading sms 1 larki apni maa ko bht tang krti thi Hmesha pareshan krti rehti thi 1din usk dosto ne pocha q krti ho esa? Usne kaha me kuch b karu mri maa mje kehti hy Allah tmhe “Hidayat” de. Or Mje...
View ArticleAik nakam Business man apni moti wife se
Husband Wife sms Aik nakam Business man apni moti wife se Darling, meri Poori life main tum meri wo pehli or akhri investment ho jo double hui hai Incoming search terms:funny quotes in urdufunny...
View ArticleThand ka zamana hai,
Winter Season sms Thand ka zamana hai, SMS karke aapko satana hai, Mousam bhi diwana hai, 2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do, kya balance bacha k “Naya swetar” lana hai. Happy Winter.. Incoming search terms:thand...
View ArticlePolice: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hay
Funny Police sms Police: Hamen Ap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hay, Etlaa Hay K Ap K Ghar Me Khatarnak Dehshat gard Hay! Aadmi: Khabar To Pakki Hay Magar Aaj Wo Maikay Gai Hui hay. Incoming search...
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English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain
Doctors sms English Log Apne Friend Ko Hospital Me Phool De Kar Kehte Hain: . “Get Well Soon!” . Or Pakistani Dost Kehte Hain: . . Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Aey, . . Holi, Holi Theek Hovin.. . . Asi Kal...
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Plz ap key jitne relative Rajanpur Jampur aur DG Khan me
Misleading sms Plz ap key jitne relative Rajanpur Jampur aur DG Khan me rehty hain unko inform kar dain k CIA aur ISI or dosry zaraya sy pata chala hy k tamam bus stops, sadar bazar, tarfik chowk,...
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Sardar: Yaar tum subah sy mitti khod rahy ho.
Sardar sms Sardar: Yaar tum subah sy mitti khod rahy ho. kaya baat hy? Pathan: Yaar abba kehty hain main ny unka naam mitti me mila deya, wohi dhund raha hun Incoming search terms:www zfm inpathan...
View Articleمولویوں کی حیرت انگیزاورناقابل تردید5 خوبیاں
Funny sms مولویوں کی حیرت انگیزاورناقابل تردید5 خوبیاں 1: کسی مولوی نےآج تک خودکشی نہیں کی 2: کوئی مولوی نیند کی گولی کھاکرنہیں سوتا 3: کبھی کوئی مولوی بھوک سےنہیں مرا 4: معاشرہ میں سب سےکامیاب ازدواجی...
View Article1st Dost: Yaar tm Nasha q krtay ho..??
Jokes sms 1st Dost: Yaar tm Nasha q krtay ho..?? 2nd Dost: Yaar Me Pilot to bun ni Sakta, Socha Jahaaz he bun jaon..!!
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MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013
Funny sms urdu MODERN DICTIONARY in 2013: MOHABBAT: Jiss k dum sey restuarants abad hain STUDENT: Mustaqbil ka berozgar tabqa PARDA: Jissey larkiyan khirki pey dalti hain KITAB: Waqt zaaya karney ka...
View ArticleBari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl
Funny Pathan sms Bari laraion or mushkilon k baad jab pathan ki shadi apni girl frnd se honey lagi to rukhsti k time larki or uski maa galey lag ker roney lag gayeen pathan be unhen dekh ker roney lag...
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Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen
Funny sms urdu Ufone pesh krta hy 12 Aney package apne un Jazz sarfeen k lye jnho ne 1st Jan 1947 se apni Telenor SIM istimal nh ki, so Abi Warid p100 ka crd chrge kren or Zong se sb keh de Mazed...
View Article3 Bande Hajj Nahi Kar Sakte
Zardari sms 3 Bande Hajj Nahi Kar Sakte 1: Asif Zardari Kyun-K Koi Shakhs Apne Aap Ko Pathar Nahi Maar Sakta 2: Altaf Hussain Kyun-K Hajj Telephone Pe Nahi Ho Sakta 3: Nawaz Sharif Kyun-K Koi Shakhs 1...
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bivi ko thapar maar kr shohar bola
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View ArticleTeacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai?
Student Teacher sms Teacher: Sach or Veham mai kiya farq hai? Student: Ap jo hamain parha rahi hain wo sach hai, laykin hum sab parh rahay hain ye apka veham hai.
View ArticleJi Ustad Salam Hai Ustad Mera Me Likhny
Funny sms urdu Ji Ustad Salam Hai Ustad Mera Me Likhny Msg “Woh Hai, Bheja Ne Jis “Aur Hon, Raha Parh Ulta Ko Msg Jo Hun Bewaquf Wo “Main . . . . . . “Confuse Ho Gaye Na?? “Ab msg Nichy se upar ko...
View ArticleAltaf aur Zardari sath tehel rahy thay k achanak unko 1 Chiragh mila. Dono...
Funny Zardari sms Altaf aur Zardari sath tehel rahy thay k achanak unko 1 Chiragh mila. Dono lar pary Jin nikal k bola: Asif tumne uthaya pr Altaf ne pehly dekha tha. Is liye jo 3 Wish tum maango ge,...
View ArticleA Sardar Introduces His Family
Funny Sardar sms A Sardar Introduces His Family: . Ey Meri BV Google Kaur, Ik sawal pucho 10 jawab . Mera puttar, Facebook Singh. Ghar diyan galla’n pooray muhallay nu dasda phirda . Aay meri Beti...
View Article1 pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumma ki namaz parh k nikla
Funny Pathan sms 1 pathan Masjid Se Bohat Khushi Khushi jumma ki namaz parh k nikla Dost Ne Khushi Ki Waja Poochi to, Pathan bola: Molvi Saab Keh Rahey Thy Qayamat K Din Har Raaz khul Jaye ga Dost: To...
View ArticleTofani Barish me Aadmi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya
Husband Wife sms Tofani Barish me Aadmi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya Waiter:ap Married ho? Admi: ALLAH K Bandy Khud soch aisy tufan me konsi Maa apne LaL ko pizza lene bheje gi??
View ArticleLady To Dukandar: Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay...
Funny jokes sms Lady To Dukandar: Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye. Dukandar Naukar Sy: Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra Day Do.:-)
View ArticlePathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?
Funny Pathan sms Pathan: Tumhara Pen me Ink nahi hai kia? Girl: andhe ho kia? Chal to rAha hai,, Pathan: Acha to Phir apna number likh k dikhao, <(‘,’) /’ />O teri kher _/ / bchi sy nmbr leny ka...
View ArticleHindi sms: India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula.
Hindi funny sms India k 1 gaon mein 1 cinema khula. Gaon walay watan se mohabt krty they Is liye Unho nay cinema ka naam rakha “Gandhi G Ki Dhoti” Ab jab koi nayi film lagti to us ka poster lagta:...
View ArticleFunny sms: Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla.
Funny sms Ek Bridge ka Tender nikla. Ek Chinese ne kaha 30 lakh mein bridge bana dunga. Authorities ne puchha kaise?? Woh bola: 10 lakh mere, 10 lakh ka material, 10 lakh labour ke. Pakistani bola: 90...
View ArticleFunny sms: Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gaya
Funny Sardar sms Sardar Bank men 500 rupey jma krany gya Cashiar:Ye to nakli hy Srdar:Jama mery account men hun Gy tujy taklef hy Hahahah Gud Mor9g
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